The band your guidance counselor, parents, therapist, and drug dealer warned you about.

Classic punk from Portland, Oregon

Event calendar

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Rehearsal Tapes

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  1. 1
    Whole Foods (Live at Metrognome 4-7-2025) 4:34
    Info
    Free
    0:00/4:34
  2. 2
    Think Motherfucker (Live at Metrognome 4-7-2025) 2:57
    Free
    0:00/2:57
  3. 3
    Bottom Shelf (Live @ Metrognome 1-27-2025) 2:26
    Free
    0:00/2:26
  4. 4
    The Lair (Live @ Metrognome 1-20-2025) 1:46
    Free
    0:00/1:46
  5. 5
    Anti-Everything (Live @ Metronome 12-02-2024) 1:54
    Free
    0:00/1:54
  6. 6
    GFY - Amyl & the Sniffers cover (Live at Metrognome 4-7-2025) 1:51
    Free
    0:00/1:51
  7. 7
    4 Thee (New Song Blooper Reel) 2:18
    Info
    Free
    0:00/2:18
  8. 8
    Falling - Decry cover (Live @ Metrognome 1-20-2025) 3:33
    Free
    0:00/3:33
  9. 9
    Going Knowhere (Live @ Metrognome 1-20-2025) 1:48
    Free
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  10. 10
    We're Lost (Live @ Metrognome 1-27-2025) 2:04
    Free
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  11. 11
    The F & Urine Sane (Live @ Metrognome 1-20-2025) 4:09
    Free
    0:00/4:09

WTF Are Uvula?

Mic Pain - Lungs

OWWW! It burns

Fatz - Bass and Catfish

Where am I?

Frank - Guitar Hero

Checkmate MFers

Jeff - Stix

bam! bam!